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justfuckholes: jemmykity: Wow! That looks so fucking hot and tasty!! I need a drink like this, right now!! Any volunteers to help me quench my thirst? ;) <3 Mmmm such a nasty piss-slut….would love to do this to a whore…
cafenastycore: menu: drink, yes please I hate it when straws float up and fall out of my drink like that.
Let me open my slave mouth to drink that Holy Drink.Nothing could be more divine than this Black Goddess Piss.
Miss Piggy - Tipsy - Cartoony PinUp Sketch Don’t drink and drive, that’s a no-no.Drink and ride, that’s a yes-yes :D Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
“I’ve kinda got really horny from striding here through the forest, drinking Grandma’s wine and slaying that wolf - now come here, lick my wet pussy and let the Red Riding Hood fill your mouth with old wine in new skins… What
That tree knows what’s up.
LOL soo many artists that should’ve stayed on drugs or drinking that would be better these guys, manson, reznor..just to name a few
My friends last night: Susie, don’t drink all that sherry! You’ll wake up with a headache!Me this morning:
velvetpetra: Thats my favorite video. I love this so much… Absolutely in my top 5… I LOVE Lolly Badcock!! ♥ http://lenoirgold.blogspot.com/
*drinks 2 waters, 1 Powerade, 1 glass of oj and takes a 2 hour nap waking up super desperate to pee*Oh dang.. I should of saw this coming *jumps up and slowly shuffles to bathroom only to get stopped by a family member that’s came home for their lunch
my roommate thinks the bottle of fireball i bought her should last her for the year while i’m lookin at my vodka like, this should get me through the rest of the week lolll
mummymayhem23:allxson: geektoriasecret: cas-get-into-my-ass: #I like to imagine that they stay up late and hang out in his office #have a few drinks #braid each other’s hair #talk about boys JK said on Pottermore this was canon. Can we just
mindfulwrath: mheetu: mheetu: tea drinkers: unlike you filthy disgusting creatures i only drink green chamomile peppermint raspberry lemon tea, which makes all my insides glow 10 times brighter and improve. i can feel my body get healthier by every
drinking-tea-at-midnight: drinking-tea-at-midnight: the fact that this even needed an appeal is wild. I had to appeal the pic showing that my appeal was successful. Tumblr needs to admit that they’re specifically targeting content of fat
I’m so empty with myself that I could never posses the capacity to let someone else in
blackorchidcassis: apr-tenth: memewhore: The Most Famous Brand From Each State Of The USA. Gotta love Florida GOD DAMNIT. GOD FUCKING DAMNIT. I LIVE IN THE SHIT STATE OF TEXAS AND THAT IS ALL MY FAMILY DRINKS. THAT’S ALL THAT ANYONE DRINKS. IT
hayleypetharley: Ohh you thought that cup in the first set was just for a reference gag?! I’m all about that cum drinking xD… well not so much drinking, more rubbing it all over my face because that makes for a more interesting visual.And so ends
gonna drink this entire pot of coffee and three of these red bulls and pray that my heart explodes.
ghoulsoutforsummer replied to your post “I hecked up my order at Starbucks and now I’m drinking a for real…” Aw Starbucks has a “love your drink or we’ll remake it” policy, so I don’t think they’d mind remaking
isobelstevenz: a few of my favourite things ☆ (47/50) female characters: tyra collette what, should i write about my trashy family, about the fact that my sister’s a stripper, or my mom is a high school drop out who drinks boxes of wine like it’s
siderolover:goopgirl:girls are amazing. we give each other things constantly. u need a tampon?? 5 girls will look in their purses! u have dry hands? here use some of my lotion!! oh no are u thirsty?? let’s share my drink!! looking for a cute outfit??
cuddlingcassandra: *dumps more caffeinated garbage into my failing corpse* im thriving
florrickscully: You’re really happy this morning. // Yes, I started drinking earlier.
gowns: my number one piece of advice is drink water and stay hydrated. we are made out of water. everything in us is made of water. and u are sitting there drinking a diet coke tellin me that’s all you’ve had to drink today. please get up and drink
My birthday's tomorrow
zamii070: im laughing cause when pearl yells at steven and the picture of rose falls its like rose using forces from beyond the grave like “how dare you yell at the pure ball of untainted sunshine that is my son”
Drinking Wine & Minding My Business
realdowntomarsgirll: tzefira: highlitemami: framesjanco: wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s
oneoakdutch: animatedtext: weight-a-second: concept: me, a housewife, putting two lean cuisines in the microwave. i drink an entire bottle of chardonnay during the four minutes the chicken fettuccine takes to heat up. my husband walks through the door
aloeveragel: scorpiogy: timotaychalamet: mahersala ali being treated like shit this entire award season makes my blood boil Mahershala Ali is a muslim and if Im not mistaken he doesn’t drink…. this a bit disrespectful Not even just a bit, it’s
marsincharge: I’m so drunk but I’m making this post bc I don’t want sober me to forget that my Uber driver just told me about his kidney stones and the time he pissed blood bc he refused to drink water. LIKE YO MY GUY DRINK SOME FUCKING WATER LMAOOO
un-ashamedly-superficial: So I head off to New Zealand tomorrow evening, so i’m finishing my packing while drinking. In honor of that, my package and my drink.
tbmulr: 221bec: sabrinagrimm: EVERY CHARACTER HAS FLAWS PLEASE REMEMBER THAT PLEASE PLEASE excuse u but I have an objection i really really thought that was going to be a character that benedict cumberbatch has played and i dont think ive ever been
eros-muse: My boyfriend hadn’t wanted me to go but I’d blown him off. He was always worrying that my friends would get me in to trouble. I kept telling him that he had nothing to worry about and that we were just going out for a few drinks and some
sean-clancy: Darby Savage So I head off to New Zealand tomorrow evening, so i’m finishing my packing while drinking. In honor of that, my package and my drink. This package will not be under our tree tomorrow, sigh. Merry Christmas, Darby &
sean-clancy:Self portrait by Darby SavageSo I head off to New Zealand tomorrow evening, so i’m finishing my packing while drinking. In honor of that, my package and my drink.
Me: *has three beers* Mom: OMG is that all you??? *Rolls eyes, sighs angrily* Clearly she knows nothing about my capacity for alcohol
So my boyfriend and I went into my favorite book store’s cafe to get me a drink. He proceeded to buy that one drink and came back to me saying that it was 50% off plus another 10% off with my membership card. He and I agreed it on we should get
redbuddi:me: *sips drink* wow this is badfriend: is it? *sips my drink* wow yeah this is badfriend 2: let me try *sips my drink* oh God that’s terrible friend 3: hey what’s going on hereme: my drink is badfriend 3: *sips my drink* that’s
helioscentrifuge: runtime-err0r: itsvondell: you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor. My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge
jaxblade: pearl-likes-pi: WHY ARE YOU RUNNIG I didn’t expect that voice and I almost asphyxiated myself on my drink ahhahahhahahah
srvspics: big titties smoothieluv: bigboobiesbasement: Ladies, if you’re wearing a white shirt around me and not wearing a bra, you should know that my drinks have a natural tendency to fall out of my hands and all over your shirt. I don’t know
un-ashamedly-superficial:So I head off to New Zealand tomorrow evening, so i’m finishing my packing while drinking. In honor of that, my package and my drink.
I find it sad that...
Nice im thursti! Thats my drink 🍸! Hahaha
mahakavi: I hate alcohol culture and I especially hate when my friends are caught up in it. I hate that drinking is seen as a rite of passage, and I hate that turning 21 in the US means you have to publicly declare and prove that you love alcohol by
menfucker:quick what’s ur opinion on tea. everyone who sees this is obligated to answer in some way
I remember once my friends threw this party for me and got me like 20 smirnoff ice cause that’s all I drink so I drank like 5 and had jello shots and vodka gummy bears but I dropped my phone in the bowl of vodka soaked gummy bears and almost cried then
my mom isnt strict or anything but how some people act blow my mind, like people who swear at their parent??? I would be in heaven if I did that. people who say ‘you do it’ when their mom asks them to do the dishes???? rip to me. AND THE PEOPLE WHO
just made a smoothie w frozen blueberries strawberries and I froze a banana and threw that in there and ¼ cup oj and then substituted my strawberry protein drink for the yogurt it suggest it is some of the worst tasting stuff of my life and I
I love drinking Starbucks but I have to admit that even just holding a Starbucks cup makes me feel good. Like even when I finish my drink I will still walk around with my empty cup.
miss-bulgarian:I have a bit of a cum fetish I just admit. I love the idea for example that my Master makes me drink a cum cocktail on a daily base. But where does all this cum come from that he would make me drink? Let me know your comments, critiques
drinking my protein shake while browsing your tumblr is the most joyful time of my day :) Oh Yeah... Shake that protein!
10 minute still life, aka what’s that drink in front of me?
xekstrin replied to your post: ooooooh, now i know why people say wha… its best when its poured right out of a freshly cracked coconut that’s been sitting in the fridge….. oh man I’D REALLY LIKE TO TRY IT LIKE THAT * _ * im drinking
in she-ra theres a blonde white boy who is portrayed as useless in fights and hes on the enemy side and i found that…INCREDIBLY amusing
My mom has spent 踰 on me just for my birthday outfits & she’s also paying for all my drinks tonight & tomorrow. I love that bitch.
playfully–sadistic:My friends and I making sure that you drink enough, putting a bit too much alcohol in your drinks, so that you’re just able to giggle and look at us with glassy eyes when we start groping and undressing you. You always like
lilacmeadow: If I don’t drink a minimum of 3 litres of water a day I get extreme fatigue and feel really dizzy. Today I didn’t drink water until 1pm and I felt like I was having heart palpitations. My body NEEDS that good shit. Finally someone who
